Mind and sex life

"Kendall, would you rather be more attractive than average, but less intelligent than average, or less attractive than average, but far more intelligent than average."

"More attractive," he says.

"Typical," you think, but are smug with the knowledge her IQ is now below average."

"Let's talk about your sex life. Would you rather enjoy sucking cock on your knees, or sucking cock lying on your back."

Kendall had to think about how sucking cock while lying on her back would work. "Um, I guess kneeling."

"Would you rather enjoy both swallowing cum or having it shot all over your face, but suck cock and not really enjoy it."

"Well, of course I want to enjoy it."

"Would you rather orgasm when a guy cums on your face or in your mouth, or would you rather not orgasm when that happens?"

"Orgasm."

"Would you rather crave being fucked doggie style, or crave being fucked ass up face down?"

"Um, aren't they like pretty similar, but I guess doggie style."

"Would you rather bark like a dog while being fucked doggie style, or would you rather bray like a donkey when you're fucked doggie style?"

"Dog for doggie," she says with a giggle.

"Would you rather require you love piss on your face before you suck him off or would you rather him piss on your face after you suck him off."

"If I had to choose, after."

"Would you rather orgasm when a man pisses on you, or would you rather the piss feel like hot acid?"

"Orgasm."

"Before you are fucked doggie style, would you rather demand your love piss on the back of your head before sex, or would you rather demand he piss on the back of your head after sex?"

"After," she says.