Miley's

Miley began to have a headache.

"Is everything okay, Miley?" Jennifer asked as she sipped her drink.

"Um, yeah," Miley said as she kept drinking. Unknown to her the drink was slowly changing her brain, putting in information that would serve her well as a housewife.

Eventually...

"Honey!" Miley cooed in a terrible British accent. "That drink was perfect!"

"Glad you liked it, Miley," John said. Miley leaned over the bar and kissed her new husband. Gone was the child star turned singer, in her place was Miley Doe, the prude housewife of John Doe who hated cussing.

"Miley," Kim said. "What the hell?"

"Watch your language!" Miley chastised the model.

Kim and Jennifer shrugged, assuming Miley was super drunk.