Mike...

You quickly look up to see a man in a suit running towards you... None other than Mike, {ifJob=1}Yet another salesman that seems to enjoy making your life a living hell...{endif}{ifJob=2}A fellow salesman who's been vying for your spot as the up and comer in the office...{endif}

"Hold the door!" He yells to you, and you begrudgingly do so...

He quickly races into the elevator, panting as he steps past you...

"Whew... Thanks..." He says, his hands on his knees as he catches his breath...

"Yeah no problem" you tell him, wishing you'd've hit the close door button instead...

Mike looks up, finally catching his breath as the elevator begins to rise...

"Oh shoot" he says, seeing your face.

"Didn't even notice it was you John, how are you today?"

"I'm doing well enough I suppose Mike, how about yourself?" You ask him, doing your best to be polite...

"I'm doing pretty good, ended up running a bit late this morning as you can tell" he says with a chuckle as he leans up against the elevator wall...

"Oh yeah?" You reply in a mildly sarcastic time...

He laughs again...

"Yeah... Got caught up boning this sexy broad I picked up last night! Girl had me not wanting to get out of bed this morning you know?" He tells you with a loud, almost snorting laugh...

"There it is..." You think to yourself as you fake a smile and shake your head... {ifRelationship<0} Unfortunately, you also don't know what it's like to be feeling what he is this morning...{endif}

{ifJob=1}"So how's work been man? I bet Jeff has a mountain of paperwork in there for you to do" he says to you with a cocky grin.

{ifPast=1}"Probably..." You reply with a sigh as you wish this elevator would hurry up...{endif}{ifPast=2}You don't bother replying to his comment, entertaining jackasses like him only serves to encourage their type of behavior... Unfortunately for you, Mike is such a jackass he doesn't even notice the way you're glaring at him...{endif}

"Shit, he's probably got it piled so damn high you can't even see that picture of that sexy little thing on your desk!" He tells you with that snorting laugh again...

{ifCuck>4}You don't even bother saying anything to him about how inappropriate that comment was, you just stand there praying that the elevator hurries up...

"Man... The things I would do to a girl like that... You're a lucky man bro!" He tells you with a cocky smile that says he really doesn't see anything wrong with what he's saying...{endif}

{IfAlpha>4}His comment pushes you over an edge...

{IfPast=1}"Hey... That's my fiance Mike... I really don't appreciate you talking like that about her okay?" You tell him, doing your best to be assertive...{endif}{ifPast=2}"Hey!" You yell at him, causing him to flinch...

Years of office work might've eaten away at some of your muscles but you're still a rather imposing figure...

"That's my fiance, I don't ever want hear you talk about her like that again, understand?"{endif}

Mike gives an awkward laugh...{endif}

"Hey man, it's a compliment!" He tells you still smiling

"I wish I had a sexy broad like that waiting to bang my brains out every night!" He tells you with an almost sadistic grin...

{IfPast=1}Your face turns to utter shock as you look at him, why in the hell would he keep on after you asked him to stop? You bite your tongue, praying that this will be over soon...{endif}{ifPast=2}Your hand clenches into a fist, and you heavily consider punching this asshole out right here in the elevator... If you didn't need this job so damn much...{endif}{endif}

{IfJob=2}"So how's work been man? Making progress on the big deal?" He asks with a smirk...

"It's moving along thankfully..." You reply, not really willing to go into details with a rival...

"Ah... That's good John, hopefully it'll close soon, wouldn't want you spending all your time here and leaving that sexy little wife of yours all alone huh?" He says to you with that damn cocky grin...

You turn and look him directly in the face, your eyes shooting daggers at him...

{IfCuck>4}"Don't talk about her like that Mike, I really don't appreciate it... And she's my fiance, not my wife" you tell him calmly, not wanting to escalate the situation any further...

Mike grins, seemingly gauging your reaction...

"Not married yet huh? Hope she doesn't break it off with you spending so much time here, you work to hard sometimes you know?!" He says with a snorting laugh...

You shake your head, turning around and praying the door opens soon... Mike, for his part, can't seem to stop chuckling over his own joke...{endif}

{IfAlpha>4}"What the hell is wrong with you Mike?" You say aggressively, your fist clenched...

Mike seems to realize his mistake and his smile quickly disappears...

"Whoa whoa man... I was just kidding... Sheesh... No need to get so defensive..." He says to.you, his hands raised as if to show he means no harm...

You seriously consider pummeling his cocky little face into a pulp... That'd teach him to be such a dick all the time, hell you might even get a promotion just for ridding the office of him...{endif}{endif}

Thankfully the elevator begins to slow, and the dinging noise says you've finally reached your destination...