Mike standing at a urinal...

"Of course this prick just has to be in here the same I need to go..." You think to yourself as you walk to the other of the two urinals...

Mike looks over and sees you standing next to him...

{IfPast=1}"Please don't speak...Please don't speak...Please don..." You pray in your head quietly..{endif}{ifPast=2}"I bet this asshole is the type to talk to another man while he's pissing..." You think to yourself as you unzip your pants...{endif}

"What's going on John!" He suddenly says as you begin to urinate...

"Fuck..." You think to yourself...

{IfPast=1}"N...nothing..." You say, keeping your eyes focused on the wall in front of you...{endif}{ifPast=2}"Taking a piss..." You reply bluntly...{endif}

Thankfully he returns his attention to his own urination, after running into him in the elevator earlier, you can't help but be grateful...

The two of you stand there in blessed silence, save for the sound of running water...

For some reason, you get the idea to look over the partition and try to get a glimpse of his cock... You can't help but imagine he has a tiny little nub of a penis considering how much of an ass he is all the time... And quite frankly, it would make for a good rumour to spread...