Mike: an average dude with a big crush

Your name is Mike Petty and you're about as average as it gets; and that's not necessarily a bad thing. You've got a great group friends, are a member of several clubs, and even have been chatting it up with a few girls. You're not super-ingrained into the greek like hookup culture though, and you haven't really been seeing a whole "action" lately. The days go by just fine but you're starting to get really horny and need something to happen soon. So what's your plan for tonight?