Metal Gear Solid

You fall past countless worlds until you see a small object at what seems to finally be the very bottom of this possibly-not-bottomless pit. You seem to plummet straight downward towards it and as the ground rushes up to meet you, you instinctively curl up into a ball. Rolling head over heels and getting sick you realize the object is a small container of some sorts, barely big enough to fit inside. You figure it;s your only saving grave if it breaks your fall. Before you know what hit you, you land right into the brown object like a perfect basketball shot. Somehow your unhurt but the flaps on what you now realize is a cardboard box seal shut and you black out. You wake up cold and cramped, still curled up in a ball and enclosed in the box. You stretch out, trying to free yourself and you realize your just underneath the thing so you toss it off.

It looks like your in some kind of military facility and given the fact that your in a freaking Box, you can only guess your trapped in the Universe of Metal Gear. You don;t immediately recognize the surroundings but your kinda cold. Then you look down and realize your naked. Out of embarrassment and fear of discover, you bolt back under the box, thinking your day can't get worse. Well, then it does. You hear booted footsteps approaching and unlike Solid Snake, which clearly you are not; it;s very likely you won't be fooling anyone with this over-conspicuous attire. You hear a woman's voice, but you don't recognize it. The sound of boots on floor come to a halt right before you. You aren't sure weather to risk it and peak out or just stay put, shut the hell up and pray. You really have no option at all as the box is seized and pulled off of you and cast aside. You look up, blushing with embarrassment and a bead of sweat drips down your cheek, as you see a very dangerous woman standing in front of you.