Mesas new getting rich scheme

“Hey Mesa Im home and what the hell?!” She said as she saw her tinkering with one of Petrols spare ray gun.

“Hey what do you think your doing, it’s not easy to come into possession of those you know!” Said Petrol

“I’m making another get— r r ..... um oh get more money scheme.” Said Mesa smiling happily.

“Mesa, please, I don’t think whatever your using one of MY rayguns is going to work!”

“But this time its different.”

“Please no, your idea of selling water from our leaky pipe line gave people instantaneous fecal dropping, you tired to make noodles in the tea cooker of all things, and last time, you tired to bribe the landlord by exposing your body to him.”

“Okay I’ll admit, those didn’t work out, but once I’m finished with it, I’ll be able to give peoples um...... Melons!” She said cheerfully

“Yeah sure!” Said Petrol as she tired on the Tv and decided to put her worries away.

“Hello people of Nowheres ville, and this local new station, our current running president will be facing off his opponents in a voting process pretty soon.

“Arghh!”

“Hey don’t you work for that guy.” Asked Mesa pointing to the dumbass president

“Doesn’t mean I have to like him.”

“And in other news people outside of Town are claiming aliens exist.”

Petrol accidentally broke her glass in fear of hearing those words.

“WHAT!” Said Petrol scared and nervous

“What’s wrong Petrol.” Said Mesa

“I i.....um okay calm down Petrol, maybe this is all just a hoax or something.” She said

“And we have proof as not only have we found the remains of what appears to be a space ship, but an eye witness as well.”

“I saw her an alien female with a young little girl with purple hair.” Said the woman from the gas station.

“And there you have folks, don’t believe what this lady says, believe in us because we’re a reliable news source, Anyways that’s it for our board cast, coming up next is—Beep.”

Petrol turned off the TV and looked at her self

“Petrol?”

“I’m...... need some time to myself..... we’ll talk tomorrow.” She said as Mesa turned off the lights and when to bed.

Which to focus on.......

1.) Mesas money scheme

2.) Petrols and the presidents campaign, (she ends up being ****.)