Melissa answers

Q: The match you lost? If you dont mind me asking, what went wrong and who was it against?

A: I DO mind you asking! But since you're only doing your job asking I won't kick your ass for it. I'm not an out of control psycho. Anyway.

Look, when I wrestled in school, I beat all the boys and did it effortlessly. By the time I was a sophmore I was so good even the coach couldn't pin me. I'd just grab them, throw them on the mat and crush the life out of them. There's lots of ways to hurt someone on the wrestling mat.

Then I had to fight that girl. I forget her name, it might've been Tara... yeah, it was Tara. She was my height. Less muscular than I was, and she had smaller tits too. I'd never gotten to dominate a girl before and I was looking forward to it. But... it's like, nothing worked! I tried to do my usual takedown, and she tripped me or something, because I landed on my back.

And she wouldn't pin me. She just lay on top of me for the entire first period. And then the second was the same, except she pinned me in the last ten second. All I needed to do was get up. She was smaller and weaker than I was and not as good looking, but I couldn't do anything to her. It was like she was inside my mind... and she kept whispering in my ear so quietly the ref couldn't hear. Calling me... I can't keep talking about it.

Q: Any plans on getting **** on that woman?

A: Um... of course! Don't ask stupid questions!

Q: What are your favorite moves to do?

A: The more direct bodily contact with my opponent, the better the move is. If you make a girl give up to a body scissor, all you've proven is your legs were stronger than her abs. But if you lie down on top of her, controlling her legs with your legs, her arms with your arms, that's proving complete and utter physical superiority. And that's what I'm here to do, prove that I'm better than all these sexfighter whores.

Q: How is it like wrestling in this leauge?

A: It's ludicrious how much stuff people get away with. The referees need to be better trained and to enforce the rules, and Tanya MchVan needs to not let people get away with so much. But there's so much fresh meat around here that I think I'll stay anyway.

Q: What wrestlers do you most like to fight?

A: Women. Any women. I don't have a problem with men, but they're really just not that interesting. What's the point of pinning someone if he'll just enjoy it? Only maybe 2 percent of the men in the world are man enough to handle me anyway. But women are fun. Even the full blown lezzies around here want to be in control. But if you take their control, they give it up to you like you wouldn't believe. I love it.