Melina Perez

One of the most well-known Divas when she worked for the WWE was Melina Perez, and mostly for the "splits" she would do during her entrance.

So needless to say, when you saw her walking into your lobby in a bright yellow skirt and a white shirt, you immediately thought about how great it would feel to have her doing the splits on top of you.

"Hey...excuse me? Are you in charge in here??" she asks you, a little flustered and seemingly not in the mood to be hit on as she turns her attention to you.

"Yes I am Melina, the name's John," you tell her, trying your hardest (and failing) to not look at her tits spilling out of her shirt or her legs in the skirt, "how may I help you?"

"First of all...you can stop staring at this because you're not getting any of it," she snaps at you as you find the key to her room and led her away to her room, already tired of her attitude towards you.

"I'm sorry if my staring at you was making you uncomfortable Melina," you tell her as you swipe her key card in the door and try to maintain control over the situation, "but you do have an amazing body, baby."