Meghan Trainor

For the better part of the last year, Meghan Trainor had been the biggest thing to hit pop radio this side of Taylor Swift's crossing over to the genre.

So a Favorite Album of the Year nomination should not have been a huge shock to her, but the thing that drew her to the contest was the fact that she found herself as the only female nominee for it.

It was a known fact that Meghan was a devout virgin, and planned to stay that way until her wedding day, but if giving a few boys here and there a cheap thrill by making them think she would sleep with them is what she had to do to win her first major award, she didn't see a problem with it.

You had been lusting over Meghan for much the same reason, and were hoping she was the one you would hear from first, since you figured you'd never have a better chance to deflower a celebrity.

So when Meghan e-mailed you to set up a time to video chat with you so she could get to know you, you were already planning on making her give up the thing that is most precious to her in order for her to win your vote.

And even if you didn't vote for her, popping her cherry would be a prize worth more than that, anyway.