Meet Usopp

On top of the highest hill of Syrup Island was a glorious mansion. The ancestral home of the family who had settled the island and still owned the majority of it. Sadly the family had dwindled until there was a single solitary member. A young woman named Kaya who was an invalid and confined to her bed for the most part.

Kaya had pale skin and hair so blonde it almost glowed in the dim light of her room. Her body was thin, and her face bore a tired expression. Though she lacked for nothing, and had people to care for her as well as the best foods to eat, she had a melancholy expression that only one thing could lift. A visit from her friend Usopp.

Usopp was a poor man from the village. Gangly with a long round nose that made him look like he might be related to Jughead Jones. He had uncontrolled curly hair that fell around his neck. His thick lips were almost always sporting a wide grin as he seemed to take joy in simply being alive. He dressed in oversized bib overalls with a cotton shirt underneath, and was never without his trusty slingshot. It might seem like a toy to other people, but in Usopp’s hands it was a deadly accurate weapon.

Kala’s butler and head of household Klahadore did not approve of Usope. He had forbidden the poor village boy access to Kaya, for her own good. Kaya was not a very forceful person and found it impossible to go against her butler, who only had her best interest at heart. But she knew that Usopp was a true friend and would never harm her.

For Usopp’s part, he adored Kaya, and would walk through fire for her. He did could not give a fuck for Klahadore’s orders and was adept at sneaking into the grounds of Kaya’s mansion and climbing the tree outside her bedroom so he could perch on a branch next to her window and bring a little light into her life with his wildly fanciful tall tales.

Kaya’s face lit up in pleasure as she heard the familiar sounds of Usopp clambering up the tree, and she glowed as he arranged himself on the branch outside her window and smiled at her. “Hello, Usopp. I heard you warning the village of a pirate attack this morning, all the way up here.”

“I was in good voice, wasn’t I.”

“You really shouldn’t prank them like that.”

“It keeps them on their toes.” But enough about me. Let’s talk more about my adventures. Where did we leave off last time.”

“You had defeated the Pirate Queen and turned her into a cabin girl on your pirate ship?”

“Ah, that’s right. Ending every day with a belly swollen with cum knocked the arrogance right out of her.”

“Did you use her as well?”

“Well, of course. As the captain it was my duty and right to break her in. She begged for mercy when she saw my massive endowments” Usopp boasted, sticking his thumbs in the straps of his big overalls and pushing them outward to give his rather narrow chest a puffed up appearance.

“Oh, my. I can imagine! Did you have a hard time getting every inch in her?” Kaya’s face was a bit flushed and one of her hands had slipped under the bedcovers.

“The first time is always the worst for a new cabin girl. I tied her hands to the headboard of my bed, and her ankles to the top of it, leaving her spread and ****. She screamed and cried for mercy, but her past deeds had not earned her any mercy from me. It took me a long time to **** my way into her virgin cunt. By the time my huge balls started to swat her ass with each thrust she was a sweaty mess. She had been the terror of the sea. Feared by her crew and all who encountered her. But laying under me her pride was broken and she was reduced to being nothing but a cock-socket. A week later, after I had tamed her utterly, I turned her over to her former crew, now mine. But, as strong and fearful as the pirate queen was, she was not even close to the being the most terrifying female I, the mighty captain Usopp, have broken.”

“Tell me more!” Kaya panted, her hand moving between her legs under the sheets. Color had come back to her face and there was a trace of sweat on her forehead.

“Well, as you might have guessed, breaking in the pirate queen worked up quite an appetite, and drained my fluids. The ships stores were low so I headed for a remote port to stock up on beer and ice-cream. You can imagine my dismay when I reached port and discovered that all their beer and cows had been stolen by a terrifying giant, as tall as the hills. The village people had heard of my reputation and they begged me to recover their precious milk cows before the giant could eat them all. Ice-cream and cheese were their principal products and if they did not recover the cows they would be ruined.”

“Had the giant kidnapped village girls to do terribly awful things too?” Kaya asked breathlessly.

Usopp laid a finger alongside his nose in the classic gesture to indicate there was a twist coming in the story. “I will confess I was puzzled that the giant had not stolen the young women of the village to service him. But in the end the reason was obvious when you think about it.”

Kaya’s eyes widened. “The giant was a woman!” She exclaimed.

“Exactly. And a rather shapely one considering she was a hundred and one feet tall.”

“But what did you do. Your usual means of taming wild women would not be able to work on one that big, surely. Did you use a potion to grow to the same size and take her in that way? Or, did you shrink her?”

“Now, now, you need to wait for it,” Kaya," Usopp chided her with a wagging finger. “I gathered my crew and all the heavy rope we could salvage from by ship and the village, as well as all the block and tackle. We crept through the forest until we arrived at where the giant made her lair. Unfortunately we were too late to save the cows. The giant was just finishing off the last one, and was washing the meat down with a draft from a full sized beer barrel when we arrived. The village men with us were in despair, but I assured them I had a plan. I was the great captain Usopp and I would not let them down. They were of course reassured on hearing that. My reputation had spread far and wide and they knew that if I said I would do something. I would do it!”

“Of course. That goes without saying.” It was possible that Kaya was suggesting that Usopp should have skipped that part, and gotten directly to the good stuff.

“With great daring I snuck into the giant’s lair and slipped a sleeping concoction of my own devising into one of the barrels of beer. Then it was merely a matter of waiting.”

“The giant fell asleep?”

“Exactly, the giant fell asleep. Once she had, I directed my men and the village people to secure her with the ropes and tackle, after we had sliced all the clothing from her body. We tied her body and limbs with an artistic, but stringent shibari. Her legs were drawn under her arms and her ankles were secured behind her neck, while her arms were pulled behind her back and her forearms fastened together with loop after loop of good stout hemp line. We secured some heavy block and tackle to several old oak trees and hauled her into the air face down, the tips of her nipples swaying three feet above the ground. Her breasts were as big as a small house. I delivered powerful strikes to certain acupressure points on them, causing the giantess to moan in pain and pleasure. This caused her to begin lactating. After that all that was needed was to show the villagers how to milk her mighty tits, and the amount of milk that flowed from them more than made up for the cows they had lost.”

“That’s all?” Kaya said, sounding slightly disappointed. “I suppose that was all you could do, as she was so large. Your usual means of breaking wild women would not work.”

“Tut, tut, tut, Kaya,” Usopp chided her again. “You should know that the mighty captain Usopp would not be satisfied with just that. Having shown the villagers how to milk the giantess I had my men set up a platform between her legs. I then stripped down and had some of my village girls oil me up. Then, biting one end of a hose between my teeth, for air, I dove in.”

“You didn’t!”

“Indeed I did. I crawled into the giantess' depths, and used all my skill and extensive knowledge to give her pleasure the likes of which she had never before experienced. It was stimulating to me as well, and I ejaculated a dozen times or more as I went about my task of breaking the giantess to harness, so so speak.”

“And did you? Break her?” Kaya asked, her voice rough as her hand frantically moved under the sheets.

“How can you ask? Of course I did! By the time I was done the only thing she desired was to be pleasured. The village selected numerous young men for me to train in the art of giantess diving. I believe they even created a competitive league after I left. Of course, it wasn’t until I revisited the village a year later that the true extent of my feat was revealed. For while I was gone the giantess had given birth to a baby who was the spitting image of his father.” Here Usopp turned in face in profile, his prominent nose on full display.

But when Usopp turned back to Kaya she was no longer paying attention. Her eyes were shut and her body was laying silently in bed, her chest raising and falling while a light sheen of sweat dewed her face. “Sleep tight, Kaya. Pleasant dreams,” Usopp whispered as he climbed down the tree as quietly as he could.

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Usopp walked down to the village, his cock swollen inside his pants and his balls aching. It was time for a visit to the local public use facility. He wondered who was volunteering today, but most of his thoughts were on Kaya. It was so sad that she was too frail to indulge in strenuous bed sports. Even something as simple as a blow-job might cause her respiratory distress. It was all the more sad because most of her fantasies revolved around **** sex and bondage. Or maybe that was just because those were the type of tales Usopp most often spun for her? His dick stirred and stiffened in his pants as Usopp imagined all the games he and Kaya could play if only she was healthy and vigorous.

“Ahh, if only I were a pirate,” Usopp lamented to himself. It would be sweet, not having to make do with a prefunctory blow job in order to drain his balls once a week or so. Pirate women in the stories were all wild and unrestrained, up for anything, and anyone. They expected to be ravished on a regular basis he was sure. They’d likely consider it an insult if the men they faced off against didn’t at least try.

The girl’s in Usopp’s village were very pragmatic, and down to earth, and not inclined to play games, at least not the ones anywhere near Usopp’s age. From the sounds that came from the houses of some of the older married women Usopp was sure they were not such sticks-in-the-mud as the younger girls. Those girls took themselves far too seriously as far as he was concerned. The few times he’d suggest a little role-playing and bondage the reaction had been that they were too old for children’s games, and that he really needed to grow up.

The village was too peaceful and too laid back. Nothing exciting ever happened. Usopp longed for adventure. To be a brave warlord of the sea. He wanted to be admired by men, and lusted after by women.

Usopp idly extracted a length of rope from his bag and began to twirl it in the air, creating elaborate patterns as the same steady hand that made him such an excellent sniper allowed him total control of the rope. He sent it twisting through the air and snatched a stick off the ground that was a good twenty feet away. He flipped his wrist and the stick was tossed into the air to land perfectly in his hand. He swished it through the air, imagining it was a sword and that he was fighting off a hoard of bloodthirsty rival pirates.

Still idly playing with the rope, but not paying much attention, Usopp sent it twisting through the air again, only to come out of his daydreams when an outraged shriek filled the air. Blinking he saw that he had caught Mary, the cook at the local restaurant. Considering her stage of undress and the leakage from her pussy, she was on public use duty today.

Currently Mary’s arms were pinned to her side, and two coils of rope were looped around the base of her sizable breasts, making them even more outstanding. Usopp’s heart sank at the look in her eyes as she glared at him. It looked like he wasn’t going to be getting his balls drained today.

“Sorry, Mary,” He muttered as he flicked the rope and freed her. Head down and not meeting anyone’s eyes he headed for the beach. “I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish I was a pirate,``he muttered like a mantra.

He should have remembered the old saying about being careful about what you wish for.

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Monsters! Usopp was sailing on a small pirate ship with four monsters! Even the fact that two of them were female didn’t help the intermittent panic attacks he felt every few minutes as he second guessed his decision to join the crew of the Strawhat pirates. He’d been caught up in the adrenaline rush of helping to defeat Captain Kuro and saving Kaya and his village. But with time to think the panic attacks had started. He was going to die! One of these monsters was going to sneeze and he’d die.

Usopp looked over at monster number one. Luffy, the captain for now, of the Strawhat, for now, pirates. He looked like he could be a peer of Usopp’s. A scrawny young man in ragged clothes that would not look out of place on a clam digger. But Usopp had watched him tear the entire bow out of a ship as big as Kaya’s mansion, with just raw power. And that was just the start. He was a devil fruit user. His body was made of rubber. He could stretch every part of his body to ridiculous lengths. And it didn't just let him stretch. He was all but invulnerable to blunt **** trauma. He had fallen off a two hundred foot cliff, landed head first, and walked away without a scratch.

Then there was monster number two. Pirate Hunter Zoro. A swordsman who used three swords at the same time, by gripping the hilt of one sword between his teeth. What should have been ridiculous was terrifying. Usopp had witnessed him cutting down a hoard of pirates in one move, without breaking a sweat. He had an indifferent attitude, but when he focused his eyes on you, it felt like **** was just inches away, and he was contemplating the best way to fillet you without harming the edges of his blades.

Number three was a short big-breasted redhead, Ranma. She looked so helpless that Usopp had suggested she stay in the village when they went to confront the Black Cat pirates. He’d been ignored. For most of the fight she’d hung back, directing snarky comments at both the opponents and her own crewmembers. It was only when Captain Kuro made an appearance that the true terror that was her existence was revealed.

Kuro was none other than Kaya’s buttler Klahadore. He had inserted himself into Kaya’s household years before after faking his own ****. He had caused the **** of Kaya’s parents and had planned on doing away with Kaya, after forcing her to sign a will leaving all her assets to him.

Kuro had possessed a secret technique where he moved faster than the eye could see while slashing randomly because at that speed even he could not see where he was going, or what he was lashing out at. It was equally as deadly to his own men as it was to his opponents. But a sociopath like Kuro didn’t consider that a negative. Especially when he fully intended to kill all his own men anyway to cover his tracks and allow him to leave a peaceful life on Syrup Island, with Kaya’s money.

Usopp had been sure they were about to die. As pirate after pirate was slashed down and even Zoro and Luffy got cut. Then Ranma had vanished, and a second later appeared, along with Kuro. Ranma’s small fist had been buried up to the wrist in Kuro’s guts, and he had spewed the contents of his stomach as he folded in half from her blow. She had then proceeded to methodically, and coldly destroy him physically, all the while delivering a lecture on how stupidly idiotic his so called ultimate attack was. Distilled, her comments had come down to her opinion that any attack that did not allow you to hit your target on demand was a joke. You might as well just set off a suicide vest. When she was finished with Kuro his arms and legs were broken, and all his teeth had been knocked out.

What was truly terrifying about her attacks was how casual they were, and how matter of factly she went about them. Kuro could move fast enough to vanish from the sight of monster's like Zoro or Luffy, but Ranma was apparently even faster.

And that brought them to monster number four. Nami. the slim orange-haired girl did not look dangerous. During the fight with the Black Cat Pirates she had not displayed any great fighting skills, at least not in comparison to the other three. But, no sooner had they set sail and were on course to their next destination than she had taken monster number three, Ranma, by the ear, and dragged the smaller girl over her lap. Nami had pulled down Ranma's pants, baring her perfect ass, and proceeded to spank her until Ranma’s posterior was as red as her hair while chastising Ranma verbally for saying nasty things about Nami’s fighting capability in the middle of a fight, and giving away her vulnerability to the opponents.

All the while Usopp could not stop thinking about how much of a monster Nami must be to be able to treat Ranma so casually.

It was both hot and terrifying. But it had proven Usopp’s beliefs about female pirates being wild and kinky. Ranma had several orgasms while being spanked, and Nami had several herself when she pulled up her skirt and **** Ranma to lick her until she did.

Usopp was going to die! But as he contemplating the red haired head buried between Nami’s thighs, he thought it might be worth it.

[Next chapter it is my intention for Luffy to throw a party over defeating Kuro, and getting a new ship. Secondary theme of the party, Ranma losing her virginity. I'm inclined for this to be very much a consensual **** sex fantasy with Ranma getting wrecked. This will be wall to wall sex that pushes Ranma's limits and to an outside observer it would look like heavy duty sexual violation. Suggested scenarios, situations, and other comments would be very much appreciated.]