Meet Kakashi! The Eavesdropping Jounin!

You quickly pull up your underwear and pants, trying to calm yourself down.

"Sakura Haruno just swallowed my cum. She just sucked my dick and swallowed my cum. I must be dreaming", you say out loud.

All of a sudden a shuriken lands right into your arm. You yelp in surprise and pain, before hearing a monotone voice say, "Nope, you are definitely not dreaming".

Your eyes widen and begin scanning the roof.

"There's no way someone's up here. Sakura locked the door. Y-Yeah, I must have just been hearing things. The shiruken must have just been a stray one tossed by a new student. Yeah that must be it", you say, trying to convince yourself it's true.

You hurry down the steps and make your way back to the classroom. You open the door and walk in only to have a chalkboard eraser fall on the top of your head.

"Stupid John! That wasn't for you!", Naruto yells while Sakura tries to hold back laughing at you.

"That was supposed be for our stupid teacher. All the other teams already left with their teachers, but ours still hasn't shown up!," Naruto says, fuming with anger.

Just then the door slides open behind you. You turn to see a tall man with crazy white hair. Almost all of his face is covered, you can only see is his right eye. He looks at you and you hear that familiar monotone voice, "Yep, I can tell I'm not gonna like this team".

A shiver goes down your spine. "There's no way! He couldn't have been up there!", you think to yourself.

"Sorry about being like kids, but I found something outside", he looks at you and then Sakura, "troubling to say the least".

"Yep he knows! Damn it he knows!", you scream in your mind.

The teacher takes all of you to a balcony like area.

"Since I'm not familiar with most of you, how about you tell me your name, your likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams", he says to the four of you.

"Here, I'll even go first. I'm Kakashi Hayate. I don't feel like telling about my likes or dislikes. I have no hobbies or dreams", he says.

You and your three teammates are all giving him the same glare. "The only thing he actually told us was his name", you all think to yourselves.

"Ok now you go", he says while pointing at Naruto.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, especially the ramen Iruka-Sensei treats me to! I dislike waiting for ramen to cook. My hobbie is making ramen. And my dream, is to be recognized by everyone in the village and by granted the title Hokage!", Naruto says with a fire in his eyes.

Of course you already knew about Naruto's dream. After all, it's the only thing he ever talks about. You can't really see someone like Naruto being granted the same title as Third Hokage. But who knows, maybe Naruto will grow up someday.

Sakura is up next. "I'm Sakura Haruno. I like", she looks at you and blushes, "my hobbies are", she looks at and her blush gets deeper, "my dream is", she looks at you and smiles shyly.

You can't help but feel your cheeks growing hot from embarrassment. But when you look at Kakashi, he is glaring daggers at you, causing you to just look down at the ground.

"Do you have any dislikes, Sakura?", Kakashi asks.

"Naruto", Sakura replies with a disgusted look on her face, causing Naruto to start "crying".

Sasuke goes now, "I'm Sasuke Uchiha, I have no likes, dislikes or hobbies. My dream isn't a dream but an aspiration. There's a man I must kill".

You can see Naruto shaking from that comment, most likely believing he is Sasukes target.

Your up now, "I'm John Doe. My likes are-", but Kakashi cuts you off.

"Trust me, I'm well aware of your likes", he says.

You glare back at him and say, "My dislikes are eavesdropping jounin. I don't really have a hobbie. And my dream, is to become a powerful and respected Jounin".

"Man, you all have some boring dreams. Anyway, tomorrow we will be preforming a little test. Met me in the forest at 5 am. Oh and don't eat breakfast tomorrow. You'll just end up throwing it back up", Kakashi says before standing.

"Oh and John, I'll take my shuriken back now", he says to you.

"Your not even being settle anymore you perv!!!!!", you yell in your head before tossing him the shuriken.

(Really quick timeskip)

"Stupid eavesdropping Jounin", you mutter under your breath as you, Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto leave the academy.

Sakura whispers in your ear, "John, what's with you and Kakashi-Sensei? He seemed rather cold to you".

You just laugh meekly, "Let's just say, I don't think we should ever go back to the roof".

It takes her a second but Sakura soon puts everything together. Her cheeks blush heavily.

"N-No way, I locked the door", she mutters under her breath.

"Sakura? You ok?", Naruto asks her.

But, Sakura runs off, covering her face trying to hide her embarrassment.

"S-Sakura! Did I say something wrong?" Naruto asks and begins to chase after her.

You laugh softly to yourself while Sasuke just sighs.

"So annoying", Sasuke mutters.