Meet Eleanor

You walked down the street and see signs pointing down

"Welcome" with arrows pointing

You see people walking happily. You follow the sign and go into a door. The smell seems perfect as you walk in and have seat.

There a blond woman sitting down. Her name is on a Plauqe. It says Eleanor

"Welcome" She Says

"What happen"

"You died from" Looks at sign "ewwwww KINKY"

"Is this heaven"

"Yes my Friend. This is the good place. Your wants and needs will be taken care off. You will be given a house that fits you need and a soul mate" She Said

"Really"

"No...your in FORKING hell...you big Dumb Dumb. I am going to **** you and twist all your fantasies , sexual or otherwise. Your going to be butt fucked by me for all of eternity"

"What!!"

"W...What" She Says making a goofy voice "That how sound you big dumb ass. No You going to be punish. And fun thing is you won't remember"

She snaps her finger. Your memories rewind
"yes my friend. This is the good. Your wants and need will be taken care. You will be given a house that fits your need a soul mate" She Said

"Really"

"Yes Really...welcome to Paradise"