Maybe apologise...

"I'm sorry, I just thought..." you start to explain.

"Thought what?! You'd ignore your promise?"

"No, I forgot... you were just so good, I couldn't help it," you plea.

"You almost choked me to **** pushing it in that far. I can't believe you did that!" she says spitting into a tissue. "Don't you have any respect for me?"

"Baby, I'm sorry. I really am."

But at that moment she gives another **** cough and another expulsion of cum shoots from her nostril.

Without realising you give a small laugh at the sight of her mad as hell but snorting cum from her nose.

"Fuck you!" she sobs.

Unfortunately your blatant lack of respect is the catalyst for the end of your relationship.

You spend an awkward week staying at her parents in which she was barely civil to you.

When you went back to university she refused to blow you again, and would even get antsy if you went for a tit-feel. 2 weeks later you decided to part ways and soon faded out of each others lives forever.

Nice one bud! Next time try remembering your girlfriend is a person not a fuck toy ey.

FAIL.