Maura, the dorm prankster

Annabelle grabbed a towel, wash cloth, bathrobe, and her shower kit and headed for the showers. Along the way, she saw Maura. Maura was in the process of putting a Vaseline coated strip of plastic wrap over a dorm door at head height. She was the dorm's resident prankster and cut up. She looked at Annabelle. "Good god, what happened to you?"

Annabelle went into he spiel about her ASG and how she had run into so many helpful people including the frat boys who generously coated her with cum, and her roommate who allowed her to eat her out.

"Oh wow!" said Maura, her mind whirring. "So you just showered?"

Annabelle looked down. "I um, yeah, I guess."

"You look so fresh and clean," said Maura. "All you need to do is get dressed." She looked up and down the hall. "Annabelle, can I tell you a secret?"

"Uh, sure Maura."

"I'm a secret agent for the CIA."

"Really? Wow!"

"Yes. I need your help. This is a matter of national security. You must help me!"

"Anything!"

"I've been compromised. I am supposed to get a flash drive from a Ukrainian agent in the library. I do not know if it's a boy or girl or what they look like, but there may be a Russian agent there, so I can't go. You'll have to go for me."

"What do I have to do?"

"The secret phrase that lets the agent know you're from the CIA is 'The smell of your groin makes my anus quiver.'"

"That's gross!"

"Yes, but no one would ever say something like that, so no one would accidentally say it. It's a normal phrase. So after you dress, go to the library and approach people and say 'The smell of your groin makes my anus quiver.' Do this for me, and you'll be a national hero. Once you get the flash drive, hurry back here. Good luck!"

Just then the door they were standing at opened, and a blonde girl walked straight into the plastic wrap, getting Vaseline all over her face. "What the fuck! Maura!" she screamed.

Maura laughed and ran off, and Annabelle went to get dressed.

Alana was still asleep, and Annabelle dressed. She slipped on her shoes, and left wearing jeans and t-shirt.