Math

You go through Math class think of what just occured when your teacher, Stevens, gets a call from the front office. During the call you hear her say stuff like, “Wow, Oh Really, I think I’m prepared enough.” You get nervous think of all the possibilities the call could entail.

After Class, Stevens calls you to her desk and starts to speak with you. “John, although it’s only been an hour since Spanish word has already gotten around to the staff, of how amazing of a fuck you are.” You don’t know what to say. “The principal has instructed me to tell you after every class today, you will be fucking that teacher who’s class you just participated in. And I’m first!” Says Stevens.