Masturbating

John saw Samantha on the bed, masturbating and moaning. John knocked on her door.

"Aaah!" she yelped. "Dad! Hi! I was just-"

"Do you want a lesbian lover?" John asked. "Then at least you wouldn't have to do this at night?"

Samantha thought a while. "I want a lover, Dad. Can she be Ariana Grande?"

"Of course," John said. He kissed the former actress on the head and was about to leave, when...

"Can you also make her only able to say the word 'Pussy', please?"

"Sure," John said. He left Samantha to fall asleep.

Next, Kim, aka Chloe.