Mass Mind Control

John had an idea.

A few minutes later, a sign was placed beside Kat. 'Life-Sized Kat Dennings Doll' it read. A box was on the other side of the sign, and inside the box was a plethora of costumes and sex toys. Everyone was now hypnotized by the TMD to believe that Kat was a doll. They could pose, play with, and dress Kat. The mind control would last until John unfroze Kat.

John then wanted to get looped statues. Essentially, he would mind control them, make them say a sexy phrase and do a sexy action, and have them looped for all eternity as his statues. He could do anything he wanted to them when they were looped, and they wouldn't care.