Mascot costumes, apparently

Yeah, it's a weird one, but you aren't one to judge. When you first started dating, you picked up pretty quickly that he had the hots for the girl in the football team's mascot uniform. You never minded and still don't, obviously; it's not like exclusivity has been a concern for you two, especially in the year and a half you've been at this campus and he hasn't. It took you a bit longer to realize that he was only into her when she was in the mascot costume. In that year and a half, you've been vying for the position of sports mascot at the second campus.

Fortunately, you already know he's joined the cheer squad in hopes of getting with that mascot. You can't wait for his reaction when he finds out it's you.