Maria Sharapova

As you wander through the party you end up spotting her, the beauty queen of tennis herself, Maria Sharapova. She was sitting by herself at a table, idly sipping a drink.

You feel your pants strain just at the sight of her in the short tight black dress that she was wearing. Her fantastic toned legs were crossed and very much on display to anyone who happened to walk near her.

You were always a fan of her game and her looks, so you couldn’t help but notice that she looked a little down. She had just been eliminated from US Open a few days ago, so you assume that her presence at the party could very well be something arranged by her agents that she couldn’t get herself out.

Do you come up with a clever line to start a conversation with her? Do you say straight away that you’re a fan? Do you try to cheer her up?