Male

You see your long dark hair cover your left eye, you sweep it out of the way and work your way over to the urinal, to which you pull out your above-average member. whilst your "stream" begins a short man with a cigarette in his mouth walks in and moves into the facility next to you, "Are you Doe, John?" to which you answer a confused yes, My employer, Skytone labs has taken an interest in you, would you care to fill out some paperwork?"