Makes You Go to The Shop

What a boring cunt? "Makes you go to the shop"? She could do anything to you and she forces you to do some shopping. I thought that was something a girlfriend could do without hypnosis by dragging your fat arse there, whilst she puts you in massive amounts of debt, the bitch.

Lets make this interesting. You stayed at your job long enough to receive several promotions. Try $45,000 a year to $4,500,000 a month.

You go to a jewellery store because that is the usual gold digger stereotype, looking for something nice for your mistress. As you are shopping, a guy straight up looks you in the eyes and says "call me mistress."