Makes Himself Better

"I have to do two sexual, and the benefits we gain have to balance out with the losses, correct?"

"That's right," she replied. "You chose one subject, I chose two."

"But I can mix them up anyway I want, right? Like I can have one of the sexual suggestions be for the subject I suggested?"

She smiled at him, "Correct, you can mix them up anyway you like."

He nodded his head as he thought through his answers. There was a fantasy he had always wanted, even more than sex. "Xander Harris is a skilled warrior with years of practice, at the peak of human condition, and capable of holding his own with a Slayer."

She laughed as she heard this, "I thought someone in your position would use their suggestions for sexual purposes. I see your selfishness goes in a different direction. That's a pretty big change, I'll call that a 4 out of 5. Let's here the sexual ones."

"Faith found Xander the best lover she ever had and all other men pail in comparison."

"Hmmm, that doesn't actually disadvantage you too much. We'll call it a 1. Let's see if you can make up for it on the dating side."

Xander let out a deep breath. He was hoping that would at least be a two. Buffy was going to hate him for this. "It is normal when dating to make sex tapes."

She laughed at what he said, "Well, that's going to make all sorts of fun things.