Make her tell you the Justice League’s secret identities

What the hell: in for a penny, in for a pound!

“I appreciate your concern for my well being, but I don’t scare that easily.” You pull out your cell phone and start recording her. “Tell me the secret identities of the members of the Justice League, starting with the Big Blue Boy Scout.”

For the next 15 minutes, she names names. Clark Kent. Bruce Wayne. Barbara Gordon. Dinah Lance. Hal Jordan. Karen Starr. Wally West. Helena Bertinelli. On and on. Some names are well known; some you’ve never heard of. And not just their names, but where they live, where the work, everything. 15 minutes of some of the most valuable information in the world.

And you get it all on tape.

Throughout it all, Wonder Woman’s expression is harsh, full of hate, yet also somehow pitying. “And what exactly do you plan to do with this information, now that you have it?” she asks once you stop recording.