Make a run for it and announce yourself

After a split decision you decide to make a run for the train and jump on board. While you were running for the train, you heard a shout from the security officer telling you to stop. As you jump onto the train you wiggle your butt in his direction and as the doors start to close you turn round and cup your breasts upwards and wink suggestively at the same time.

The look on the guards face is amazing: both full of surprise and maybe a hint of amusement amidst the rage.

You know that you may regret this another day, but at the minute you are high on happiness and feel much more positive about this situation. Contrary to your worries, the train is not stopped and you get off at the next station where there are no security officers in sight. Once again a taxi is the order of the day and a low profile the next time you are on this metro line.