Make Over or Make Under

Holly was on stage with the contestants for the first game, Sally and Jane “Now this game is very simple. We’re starting things off easy after all. You will take it in turns to answer questions. Answer correctly and you get a point, answer incorrectly and you don’t. After 3 questions each the person with the most points gets a Spa weekend for 2. Now I know you’re asking yourselves, what’s the risk? Well bring out the Beauticians…..”

Two PVC catsuit clad ladies with long gloves come out brining with them a large board with six multicoloured squares and 1-6 printed on them. “Here’s the risk,” continued Holly, “Before every question you will choose a number which responds to a Beauty treatment. Get the question wrong and you will receive that treatment, but if you’re correct your opponent gets beautified.”

“Sally, you’re up first, choose a number”

“Let’s just start with 1,” said Sally hesitatingly. One of the beauticians goes to the board and reveals that behind the No1 it says ‘Feet Mud Pack’

“OK then,” said Holly, “Get this question wrong and your feet will receive a nice mud pack guaranteed to make your feet smell fresh, get it right and Jane gets it. Who was the first English winner of an Oscar for best actor or actress?”

“Stan Laurel?”

“Close but no, it was actually Charlie Chaplin, the famous tramp. And speaking of which, please remove your shoes & socks, it’s time for your treatment.”

Sally grimaced as she removed her footwear and one of the beauticians carried over a large bowl of liquefied mud. Sally was made to place her feet in the bowl and felling the mud between her toes. The beautician massaged her feet then grabbed handfuls of the mud and rubbed up up her shins covering the bottom of her Jeans.

“Sally doesn’t seem to be enjoying her treatment for some reason”, joked Holly as she turned her attention to Jane, “Your choice, what number do you want?”