Maid

"I need you to buy the sluttiest french maid outfit you can squeeze into, go to my old fraternity, and clean their house from top to bottom and do it as sexy as you possibly can."

"Fine. I can do that. Can I fuck you again afterwards?"

"Maybe. I'll have to see what kind of a job you do." John gave Kendall the address to his old frat. He then called them and let them know they were in for a big surprise.

After Kendall left, John wrote more in the notebook: Kendall Jenner is a nymphomaniac who especially lovess and craves bukkake and anal sex. Kylie Jenner is allergic to her own make-up line, and the next time she has lip injections, her lips will permantly swell to twice their size afterwhich, she will be addicted to sucking cock and giving rim jobs. Over the next four months, Kim Kardashian will gain four inches around her hips and butt, two inches around her thighs, and will lose an inch around her waist. These will be her measurements until she turns 60. Kim also loves to dress up and act like a dog during foreplay and sex, and she cannot orgasm unless she is treated like a dog. Khloe Kardashian likes to dress up and act like a pony-girl during foreplay and sex, and Kourtney Kardashian loves to dress up and act like a slutty school girl during foreplay and sex. Kris Jenner likes to cruise college bars looking for young men to suck off.

John looked at his notebook and smiled.