Madeline tries to outwit Dexler

"Hi Mr. Dexler!" Madeline called out merrily.

"Oh, uh, Maddie, right?" came the deep baritone reply. "Your father tells me you're a cheerleader."

"Oh yes, sir!" the blonde teen replied with a smirk, warming up to the conversation. "I love bouncing up and down for the crowd, and especially the big black guys on the team!" She winked at her mortified father, putting her hands on her knees and leaning forward slightly. Several anxious seconds passed without a reply, so Madeline pressed on. "Daddy says I can date now, even black men, and I just hope they want to give me a chance!"

Peter and Madeline sat in traffic, eyes wide in anticipation of the reply. When it came it was simply, "I'll call back."

"W... what was that, Maddie?" Peter asked. "Why, why would you say that to my boss?"

"Now we have the power, daddy!" Madeline insisted, beaming at her own genius. "He can't fire you now!"

Peter is missing the plan and seeing only disaster. "Why not?"

"Because we aren't racists," the blonde girl declared with a satisfied smile. "I mean, if we let black men fuck me..." She paused, eyes narrowing as she attempts to explain her strategy.

"Then what?!"

"Um, well, I guess he might fuck me, and then it's ****!"

"How is it ****?"

"Because he's not allowed to..."

"Why not?!"

"Because he's old and black..."

"You just said you want to date black men!"

"Oh," Madeline thought about it for a moment. "Well, then, he can't fire you just in case he gets a chance to!"

"Well, do you want my boss to fuck you, Maddie?" His daughter shrugged and shook her blonde head, so Peter pressed on. "Do you want to go black?"

"I don't know," she sighed. "Lexi says it's just a matter of time and we should get it over with." Lexi was her perky cheerleader best friend, on whom Peter had developed a crush.

"Lexi is going black too, huh?" Peter noted, aiming for casual and feeling an erection building.

"Oh my god, like, everyone wants this to happen, and now it's just like, when?" Madeline confided. "At this point it would be a relief to just take it from your boss so I can get the negroes at school off my ass."