MacKenzie's Morning

"Ok, I know I can trust you," said MacKenzie, "but it's so weird and embarrassing!"

They were interrupted by the waiter who took their drink and lunch order.

"Well, first of all, I had the weirdest dream," the redhead continued. "I dreamed I woke up naked in Palmer's park, and dozens of people were staring, laughing, and filming me. I got up and ran, but even though I was so embarrassed, I was...." She blushed deeply.

"What?" asked Amanda.

"I was also really turned on by it!" said MacKenzie in a loud whisper.

"Wow, well, it was just a dream," said Amanda, "But you did strip at the show last night for no reason."

"I know!" said MacKenzie. She was about to talk, but the waiter came with their iced teas. She quickly took a long sip and waited for the waiter to go. "I don't know what's happened to me, but the morning got worse!"

"What happened next?" asked Amanda, doing her best to conceal her amusement but looked concerned.

"Well, I went jogging this morning, and I guess I forgot my bra, so I'm jogging along, and my tits...well, they're bouncing in my top, and I pass some skeezy teenage boy on the street, and he shouts out 'nice tits, babe!'"

"So, guys are slime balls," said Amanda.

"But..." Amanda looked around to see if anyone was listening in. "I stopped, turned towards him, lifted my shirt, and yelled, "Look at my titties.'" She took a big sip of her iced tea.

"Damn!" said Amanda, "and you just did it for no reason?"

"No, I have no idea, but it gets worse!"

"Oh my god! What?"

"I turned me on to flash my tits at him," Said Amanda, looking down at her iced tea.

"Well, fuck me," said Amanda, "I never knew you were such an exhibitionist."

"I'm not!" pleaded MacKenzie. "I have no idea why I'm doing these things!"

"Are you sure you haven't been suppressing exhibitionist tendencies until now?"

"No, oh god, no!" said Mackenzie.

"Well, we don't have a show tonight, so how about we go out and hit the town?"

"I don't know," said Mackenzie.

"Trust me," said Amanda, "you need to lighten up and let that gorgeous red hair down!"

"OK, Amanda, you're right as usual."