It's not a question of what. It's a question of when.

ME2

The year is 2185. You are Commander John Shepard. On a mission to save the galaxy yet again. Only whose to say that you can't have some fun along the way.

Your ship, the SSV NORMANDY, is equipped with cutting edge technology and state of the art stealth systems. Your crew is highly trained, deeply motivated and completely loyal. Oh yeah and its absolutely brimming with hotties.

Like Miranda Lawson, your XO. Unlike most of the crew, she's not too fond of you. Actually she's not to fond of anyone. Lawson's got her nose so high in the air, you're surprised she doesn't fall over backwards. You hate the way she second guesses every move you make. Or analyses your every breathe. You know she's jealous of your post. The damn woman just thinks she should always be in charge. But on the other hand...

Miranda was designed to be perfect. Engineered with painstaking detail by her meglomaniacal father to be the ultimate heir to his empire, Lawson has a lot to be proud of. A genius level intellect. Biotic abilities far beyond the norm. And a killer bod, that she loves to show off.

Of course she's not the only woman on the Normandy. Maybe you have a more ... exotic taste. Tali'Zorah is the best Quarian engineer of her generation. Young, talented and friendly she's the ultimate girl next door, if you happen to live near the Perseus Veil. Just imagine stripping down that suit. Who knows what's underneath. There is nothing more seductive than a mystery... And you and Tali'Zorah could uncover that mystery together.

Or, there is another option. But beware, this choice is not for the faint of heart. Subject Zero, Jack as she prefers to be called, is waiting to speak with you at the bottom of the ship. If you were a drinking man, she'd be; two parts hot, three parts bitch and nine hundred parts straight up crazy! Most of the time, she'd wearing more tattoos than clothes. This is exactly the girl you DON'T bring home to mom.

But on the other hand, crazy girl means crazy sex, and you're pretty sure she'd be up for just about ANYTHING...