Love and Sex are Incompatible

The more you think about it, the more it seems that the two concepts can’t coexist together. All the people that you’ve ever slept with—and no offence to them, truly, but—you could never imagine falling in love with. And, somewhat to your chagrin, you realise that the converse is true too.

Of course, the decision was also influenced by the people who supported the idea. Lucille’s always seemed to be just the right mix of dark and mysterious to you, her slim curves and goth clothing often catching your attention. {if Lucille > 49} It doesn’t hurt that she’s seemed to be showing you some interest recently, too. {endif} Brooke, the beautiful little artist, has always seemed to be a sweet one too. {if Brooke > 49} She always seems to be drawing the short end of the stick, and you figure that showing her a bit of support couldn’t hurt. {endif} Then, there’s smouldering, sexy Annalise. {if FuckAnnalise == True} Even though you’ve already slept with her, you wouldn’t mind taking her out for another romp some day. {else} Oh, how you’d love to fuck that girl… and she seems like she’d be down for it, too. {endif}