Louis, the chubby nerd

Louis had a long day as he entered his apartment, the twenty-two-year old exhausted from his time at the gym. Ordinarily, he would have spent his Friday night online with his D&D group, but he had decided on skipping the session tonight to venture down to the new gym in town.

As he entered his bathroom to take a shower, he kicked off his shoes and socks before he stripped off his sweaty t-shirt and yanked down his shorts. Now standing in his Sci-Fi themed boxers, he turned on the water of the shower and stuck a hand in, waiting for it to reach the right temperature.

Once he was sure that it was at the right temperature, he reached for his boxers only to catch sight of himself in the bathroom mirror. The man sighed as he saw his massive butt and beer belly, putting a hand to his stomach and giving it a shake as he watched it jiggle.

"It'll take a miracle for her to go for a fat geek like me." He said somberly.

Louis was about as nerdy as they came without dancing on the line of stereotyping. He collected figurines of superheroes and video game characters, he practically watched his favorite Sci-fi series, Solar Journey, religiously. He missed a freaking D&D session just to go to the gym and lose this fat.

And the reason was because of his new neighbor, a twenty-two-year old woman named Alice.

The second that he laid eyes on her, Louis felt his heart skip a beat. Her slim, model like figure. Her long, red hair that came down mid back. Her beautiful blue eyes and gorgeous smile that made him melt instantly. And after a few talks with one another to get to know each other as neighbors, he loved the cute southern twang in her voice as well as her fun and caring personality.

He knew then and there that he was in love!

Unfortunately, he also realized that there were a few problems. Mainly, if a hot woman like Alice was asked out by a fat nerd like him, she'd laugh him right out of the complex they lived in.

He had been on the receiving end of that scenario far too many times than he'd care to admit.

He started going to the gym in hopes that he could at least lose his belly and butt in an attempt to look like a fit nerd before asking Alice out.

And then there was the... Other problem that revealed itself once he pulled off his boxers. At first, he had hoped that it was just his large stomach making it look small in comparison. However, he soon discovered that it wasn't the case at all: his manhood was indeed small.

Not microscopic, thankfully, but just small enough that Alice would most likey send herself to the hospital for laughing at it so much.

Louis sighed once more as he stepped into the shower and began to wash himself. He had just gotten himself lathered up in his body wash when he heard a knock at the door.

Letting out a sigh, the man stepped out of the shower, wet and soapy as he looked around for his robe. He cursed himself as he realized that he must had left it in the complex laundry room downstairs, meaning that he had to grab a towel and wrap it around his waist. Holding it tightly in place, Louis walked to his front door and opened it just a bit as he stuck his head out.

The hall was empty.

All except for a package left outside in front of his door; a small, brown cardboard box.

Curiosity getting the better of him, Louis cautiously stepped out into the hall and bent over to pick up the package. As he did so, he failed to realize two very important things until it was too late:

First, when he bent over to grab the package, he had let go of his towel, the white cloth slipping off in the doorway as it left him butt naked in the hall.

Second, the door was slowly closing shut, locking itself instantly as it trapped the towel inside the apartment and Louis outside the apartment.

Louis was locked out of his apartment wet, naked, and covered in soap suds! The man blushed crimson as he threw the small package over his own, thankful that no one else was out in the hall. However, he knew that this luck wouldn't last. Without thinking, Louis knocked on the first door he saw, briefly turning his back to the door as he looked around nervously.

"Yes? Can I help - WHAT THE?!"

Louis paled as he heard the voice from behind him. He prayed to every head deity of every religion that he was imagining things and that this was not happening. Looking over his shoulder, he saw that the universe was using him as its own personal punching bag today.

The door he had knocked on was the door of his neighbor Alice... As evident by the stunned, red faced woman in the doorway that was being given a view of Louis' wet, soapy, and fat naked butt.