"I heard about you getting too handsy with Addison," Kylie says, "So Stassie and I have decided that your punishment is that we'll pop one of your testicles."
Your heart sinks. You really don't want to lose a nut for something that you didn't even do. You were still hopeful on escaping with both balls.
Kylie puts her hand on your left testicle and Stassie on your right and they both start squeezing.
"What are you doing?" Kylie asks.
"It's my turn!" Stassie replies, "You always do this. You just pop their balls and forget to include me."
"I don't always do that!"
As they continue to argue they get angrier and angrier causing their grips to get tighter and tighter.
POP! POP!
Both girls look at each other and shrug as the argument is moot now.
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