Lorelei Strikes

The next morning Lorelei wakes up dripping with sweat, Superman is already up and getting dressed "Morning Honey, you couldn't get me some coffee could you?" she asks, Superman looks at her coldly "Get your own damn coffee!" Lorelei appears taken back for a second "Now, now sweetie..." Superman cuts her off "Listen, last night was fun but I don't do the morning after call me again sometime" he heads for the balcony when Lorelei suddenly calls him back "PLEASE SUPERMAN WAIT!"...He walks back in smiling "What do you want an autograph or something?", Lorelei smiles "Not at all, I just wanted to introduce you to my friend, Gus come out" she opens a door, Gus is sat at a computer tapping away at the keyboard "Hi Man...I mean Superman...I mean Mr. Man", Superman looks at Lorelei livid "WHO IS THAT?", "A voyeur..." she coos, Gus thinks to himself (She ain't wrong, if sex was a sport I was watching some gold medal shit) as he thinks back to the all of the times he jerked it last night to the sounds through the wall and crack in the door...Lorelei continues "...but one with a certain talent...tell me Superman, do you love me?" He laughs "Listen you blonde bimbo I don't know who you thi..." She cuts him off "Activate it Gus!" Gus hits a key activating the nano bot Superman had swallowed, Lorelei asks him again "I said do you love me?" Superman defiantly takes a step towards her but the nano bots start to release endorfins into his brain, they begin to take control of his neural pathways he grabs his head with both hands "ARRRRGH YES I LOVE YOU"...Lorelei smiles sweetly "You'd do anything for me right?" Superman stumbles to a knee "Anything!", Lorelei pats him on the head "Oh goodie, you're a genius Gus...", Gus smiles at her from the corner still naïve enough to believe this story is gonna end with she and him together "Get me something special Superman". "What do you need my love?", "I don't want something I need you big silly, I want something I want" and with that WOOOSH he flies out of the penthouse landing moments later at a coal mine where he grabs a single piece of coal crushing in his hand, when he opens his hand again the coal falls away but a humongous diamond remains and off he flies again landing outside a good ore processing plant where be bursts through the door grabs a large nugget and using his laser eyes he meticulously shapes it into a ring and melds the diamond the top before departing back to Lorelei's chalet. Superman presents Lorelei with the ring her eyes bulge out of her head at the size of the diamond "Wow, what a rock", "It's sparkles pales in comparison to your eyes" Lorelei cups his cheek "Listen, I want you to do something for me later today" Lorelei begins to layout a plan...

Later that day at Ross Webster's personal gym in his penthouse suite, Ross is wearing a gaudy tracksuit walking at approximately 0.01MPH on a treadmill, Lorelei is wearing a mind boggling yellow spandex leotard, matching colour high heels and a visor cap she's doing push ups over in the corner, Vera looking a frumpy as ever is sitting holding the paper the front page is talking about Superman destroying the oil tanker. "Well that sure showed them" says Vera, Ross looking chipper at the news begins to jog a little bit "What a day, I now own the entire US oil supply, and you Lorelei were splendid, you didn't sleep with him though right?", "Of course not Ross, you're the only one for me", Ross looks smug and satisfied with her answer as if he somehow had gotten one over on Superman, Lorelei continues "In fact he asked me out again and I told him I couldn't while I was still seeing you" Ross smiles "Good girl...", Lorelei stands up "He was real sad" Ross laughs "The Sap ha do you think you could do it again? We'll keep him dangling on a piece of string and make him do whatever we want", "I certainly left him wanting more...in fact I invited him here today"...the smile drops from his face "You did what?" He says.

Superman wooshes in through the window, Ross jumps off the treadmill and hides behind Lorelei "What is he doing here?" He asks, Lorelei smiles she moves towards and begins to bend over touching her toes giving him an ample look at her backside "Hi, Honey did you miss me?", She gives him a twirl in her Leotard, Superman looks down at her and freezes "Don't worry about him Ross..." she approaches him and gently places a hand on his chest "He's just a big old Teddy Bear and he wouldn't hurt a fly", she turns to Ross and Vera with a cold look in her eyes "Unless I tell him to...Superman be a sweetie pie and Kill her" she points at Vera who looks on in horror as his eyes begin to glow red in her direction Lorelei laughs "Only joking...", "What is this?" Asks Ross "Well you see" Lorelei begins to reply "It seems Mr Superstud here can't get enough of me" she pokes him in the chest, "That wonderful night we spent together is burnt into his brain" she pokes him in the head "and I've been able to soften his disposition isn't that right Mr Hero" Superman looks at her lovingly "My love for you burns brighter than the sun" Lorelei smiles as she kisses him "So to spell it out for you Ross, Superman belongs to me heart and soul and in a few moments so will your company" Ross gasps "What do you mean my company", Lorelei smiles "you're going to sign it over to me, right now" "Never" shouts Ross, "I thought you'd say that...that's why I got myself the best negotiator in the business" she turns strokes Superman's arm "He's being a big old meanie and won't give me his company convince him otherwise" and with that Superman approaches Ross and lifts his fist high in the air Ross screams horrified "Please make him stop I'll do it just make him stop", Lorelei smiles "Stop! Sweetie come here" Superman returns to her side wrapping his arm around her waist "Now get your lawyers on the phone and we'll get this started".