Loophole!

I contemplated giving some quick orders to Ben via the app, but he already opened his mouth and spoke:

“Yes I did lose a bet against Rina.”

This made Katy sigh in relief.

“Whats going on, Katy?”, asked Vanessa.

“I'm sorry, I was just worried that Ben might get bullied into all this. I mean this is pretty **** for a bet.”

She got me there. Maybe I overdid it a bit, just a little.

“Whatever” Vanessa shrugged her shoulder. “My turn now, aren't you embarrassed wearing cartoon underwear at your age?”

“Aren't you a bit too obsessed about my underwear?”

This got Katy giggling. “Did you forget?, Vanessa? He doesn't have to answer you.”

I decided that Katy was the nicer of the two.

“Whatever. Come on, ask him something juicy then!”

Katy nodded. “Well....do you have at least a little fun with this?”

I take it all back.

“I...yes.” Ben began to quickly flush red again, which got a squeal from the Girls. “Its.....not like I like it! I don't enjoy this Its just...i guess...a little exciting...” He mumbled those last words.

I meanwhile fussed up his hair. “You can be so cute when you are **** to be honest.” I glanced over to Katy. “Anything else? You are kinda on a roll here.”

Katy considered for a moment, but then shook her head. “No..i think we tortured Ben long enough.”

“Good for you, Ben. Means you wont have to tell the Girls when you stopped wetting the bed.”

“I never wet the bed!”, he proclaimed loudly, which got a laugh from everyone.

We parted ways with Katy and Vanessa and headed back home. Me in front tapping at me phone, Ben behind me pouting.

“Soo...how did you get out of that question? Since you weren't allowed to lie.”

Ben grumbled. “Katy only asks me if I lost a Bet against you. Which I did, plenty of times in the past.”

“Wow, nice thinking!”

“Not because I wanted to. Your command just **** me to come up with an excuse.”

“Oh, I love it when your own mind works again you.”

“Well, I don't. I can't believe you did this to me,” Ben mumbled sulking.

“Oh come on! You enjoyed it!”

“Sure! I love showing my ass to girls!”

“It can never hurt to give a little tease. Now they know you have a perfectly serviceable butt.”

“And soon enough the whole town will know that too. Thanks for ruining my life, Sis.”

“No, they won't.” I casually replied.

“Katy maybe won't tell. But Vanessa will start gossiping about this the moment she gets home.”

“Actually, i just ordered them to forget everything that happened with us today.”

“W-what?”

“What kind of Monster do you take me for? Sure, I am enjoying this immensely, but I am not out to ruin your life. I won't even use the app on you anymore...after today...probably.”

“We don't even know if it works that way...if you can just make someone forget something.”

“Oh really?” I tapped another command in. “Mind telling me what kind of underwear you are currently wearing?”

Ben paused. “I..” He should remember this. He certainly showed them off enough today. “I don't know...”

“See? Works fine” I grinned. “Now come, i'm sure you are hungry.”

Dinnertime.

Back home again I finally allowed Ben to wear something he deems more appropriate and started making dinner. I cooked his favorite,(French Fries and Chicken Nuggets) mostly as a way of apology for today.

“You have to tell the police about this.”

I was just to bite into a Nugget as he dropped this bomb. “Ha? Why would I do that? I didn't do anything criminal....right?”

Ben let out one of his very obnoxious sighs. “Oh come on, Sis! Do you think we are in some kind of fantasy story? If you didn't somehow hypnotize me, which is even more unlikely then a magic app, you have something in your possession that might very well change the very fabric of reality. I wasn't kidding when I told you, you could take over the world with this thing.”

“Do I look like a super villain to you? I'm not going to **** this.”

Ben gave a very skeptical look. “Maybe, but you said you saw it on the app store? Then everyone could theoretically get it. Sure, most people aren't dumb enough to actually download something this stupid, but....”

I gave him my most angelic smile. “Stick a Fry up your nose.”

Ben rolled his eyes, but had of course **** to obey. “You are so disgusting.”

That earned him a fry in the other hole as well. “Actually, did you try download the app?” Crap, I really should have covered my bases here.

“I tried but....” Ben frowned. “I couldn't find the stupid thing.”

We decided to search the App on Ben's phone and sure enough, even inputting it's name the app wasn't there. Neither did a quick google search reveal anything.

“Now isn't this just awfully convenient?” Ben grumbled while crossing his arms.

“Looks like God has finally decided to reward me for all the good deeds I did”, I proclaimed “About time.”.

“I can't believe you are so...so blasé about this!”

“Blasé!” It sounded fittingly nasal, so I had to giggle. “I admit it is a bit hard to take you serious with your current...look.”

Ben sighed exasperated. “Can I take them out now?”

“Not yet, I haven't decided if I make you eat them or not.”

Ben decided wisely to ignore that. “Maybe whoever created this just took it from the app store? Anyway that doesn't change that this is extremely dangerous!”

“Look Ben...i get what you are saying, but how would I even begin to explain this to the police? And even if I did. Who says I won't get put into containment by the SCP?”

“That's not a real thing, Sis. But some Government agencies would definitely be after you.”

“See? Who knows they might even silence me, or us for knowing too much.”

“You watch too many conspiracy videos.” But there was uncertainty in Ben's voice.

“Worst case they are using their app for their own nefarious gains! You know full well that our current Government...”

“Lets not get political here.”

I concurred.

“Fine, but if we hear anything about any world leaders acting weird. We have to tell the police.”

I nodded. “That also means I need to keep the app, just in case that happens. Oh, oh! What if an evil organization is trying to take over the World and we have to fight them as Superheroes? Oh! And in order to hide our identities we have to change Gender! Great Detective Evan and his trusty Sidekick, Magical Cat Girl Ora! How does that sounds?

“Every day I question your grasp on sanity a little bit more.”

“But we in agreement about the whole App keepy thingy, right?”

Ben groaned again, knowing full well what that resistance was futile. “Can you at least find another victim?”

“I guess, I did go slightly overboard with you.”

“Way overboard. I have french fries in my nose!”

“It suits you!” I had to giggle again and patted his head. “You can take them out. I leave you alone, for now.”

Ben unplugged his Nose. “Promise?”

I nodded. “Yes, promise.”