Look in Dr. Burbank’s office

You are about to head to the lab when you notice the sign on the door, identifying the office of Dr. Burbank. You jab Zack in the side with your elbow and point to it.

“I’ll bet we can find out something in there,” you say.

Zack is still reeling from your demonstration of powers and willingly follows. He maintains a pretty constant commentary as he does so, however.

“Dude, do you have any idea what you can do with powers like what you’ve got? I mean.... you could sleep with a different girl every day. Fuck, you could sleep with a different one every hour! If I had that power, I wouldn’t have to jack off again; I’d just look at whomever I fancy, do the little Jedi mind trick, and while I’m busting a nut in that one, I’d be looking around for my next piece of ass!”

You have no doubt that’s exactly what Zack would be doing. You remember the videos you saw in psych class about rats who get addicted to **** and spend all their time chasing their next high and don’t even remember to eat. You imagine Zack wasting away from malnourishment while happily fucking an endless parade of unsuspecting co-eds.

“Say, there’s nothing that says you couldn’t use your power to turn a few of the girls here into insatiable nymphomaniacs who have the hots for me and for me alone, is there?” He continues to talk while you listen at Burbank’s door for any sign that the office is inhabited. “It doesn’t have to be much, you know... Maybe a dozen — or two dozen, to play it safe — would have an unexplainable compulsion to make me cum multiple times a day.”

You look at your friend and shake your head. “Can you focus on something other than sex for two minutes? I’m trying to see if anyone is inside his office.”

Zack gives serious thought to your question before answering. “No... I'm sorry. I can't think about anything other than sex for two minutes. But seriously, can you imagine anything better than having a non-stop rotation of sex-crazed girls clamoring for your cock?"

You look at Zack, with a raised eyebrow.