Liza Stinton

The trip to the Big Brother Canada house wasn't a long one for you. The studio itself isn't too far away from the tanning salon you own.

You were destined for reality TV. Since you were born you've put on shows for anyone who would watch you make a fool of yourself.

With a bag full of bronzer, baby wipes, and bikinis, you stand on the precipice of immortality.

Arisa Cox: Please welcome, Thomas Plant, Gary Levy or Gary Glitter obviously, Topaz Grady, Emmett Floyd, and Liza Stinton.

You make your way down the staircase behind the other four, and hold the rail for support while you're surrounded by thunderous applause from what feels like millions of people. You eventually stand next to the others.

Arisa Cox: Wow...wow. This is really real guys. It's really real. Welcome to Big Brother Canada. Okay so you know how it works. You guys are not allowed to talk to each other until you are inside the house. Got it? Okay so it's probably fair to say you're a little bit excited, you know maybe a little nervous. You should be. You should be, okay, and I know you guys have worked out your own game plans. Good luck with that, but I really mean that, like genuinely good luck with that. You guys may now enter the Big Brother Canada house.

More applause. You turn and walk. This is it.

Gary Levy: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

You hear screaming from inside in response to this. You are the third from your group inside, over the railing you see ten others. You all begin to greet and intermingle.