Little China

Your stroll takes you in an area where you normally would avoid like the plague. One of the most frightening areas of town after dark. Little China. The Chinese gang controls this area of town. By day there are a few respectable looking businesses, but at night after the restaurants and bars are closing its not safe at all. You wander down the seediest and shadiest back alleys you can find until outside a doorway, a stunning Chinese woman in a skintight silk silver Cheongsam stands. You thought you had seen 10s before this, but you now realize they weren't even 7s. This was the real thing. She looked at you gave a slightly worried glance then turned back into the doorway. Somewhere in your head you realize its a trap, but you follow anyway.

As you get to the doorway, behind you, you hear a clink of metal and turn. Two Chinese men one with a meat cleaver the other with a set of nunchuks bar your retreat. Inside the doorway, the rear entrance to a restaurant, another stands there with a curved sword pointing at you.

"Your wallet now!" said the older one, from the restaurant. The 3 spread out to surround me.

"Huh." you say.

All 3 men will drop their weapons as if they are on fire. Anyone who tries to hit me will miss by at least 2 feet. These Chinese men will move at one quarter their normal speed and have one quarter their normal strength.

There is a clatter of metal as the blades hit the ground, some squeals and some confused looks.

You approach the one in front of you. He swings a **** punch at you and it goes slowly well wide of the mark. You grab him, and trip him up.

Anyone I slap will be **** for 6 hours.

You slap the decked man across the face and he lies still, then turn to face the other two.

One is turning to flee, but the other begins a slowly executed high turning kick which misses you by a wide margin and you step inside him and slap his face. He falls heavily to the floor.

You trot easily after the last member of the group who is sprinting away at a slow walking pace. A slap on the back of the head and he hits the deck too.

With the 3 fighters dispatched, you follow the Cheongsam into the back of the shop. It leads into a fairly grubby looking kitchen, then through to a front of house with 3 rows of empty tables. The hottie in the blue dress is hiding in a corner behind an old Chinese crone and a baffled looking woman maybe a little older but a lot fatter. You approach them, leaning left and right to cut off her escape, and when the crone and the plumper get in the way speaking something indecipherable, they collapse to the carpet with a slight slap to their faces. Eventually you have perhaps the most beautiful trap bait you have ever seen, cornered in front of you.