Listen!

I leaned closer and listened at the tent flap.

"Look," I heard Shawna say, "I really don't care who you pick, but these guys are dragging their feet, and I came on this trip to have some fun! By which I mean, I intend to get laid!" Linda's answered with a giggle. "I'm serious! If we don't make a move we could end up going home virgins!"

Linda laughed again. "You're no virgin, Shawna!"

"I will be again if I have to wait too much longer! Wait a minute...what do you mean, YOU'RE no virgin? Don't you mean WE'RE no virgins?"

There was a short silence. "Linda!" said Shawna. I heard Linda shush her as her voice rose. "Linda!" Shawna said, more quietly. "You mean you ARE a virgin?"

"Well, I just never went all the way..."

"You mean, you've never gotten laid? I haven't said 'all the way' since high school."

"Yes, I meant I haven't ever fucked anyone! Better?"

"Oh, yes. But that just means we have to get moving even more! We gotta get that cherry of yours popped, sweetheart! So tell me, which one of the boys do you want to do it? 'Cause if you don't pick right now, I'm gonna do it myself--that's how **** I'm getting!"