Link and Zelda have been cursed

"I've never studied a curse before it's such a underdeveloped area of study. I've always wanted to, but finding someone with a curse or even getting cursed yourself is a truly rare event. In all my 124 years of life this is the first time I've seen a curse. And not only that but it's TWO curses in one day. It's unprecedented. You guys really get to have all the fun."

"P-purah can you please just get to the point." Zelda said as she tried not to squirm. After drying off she had moved to the fireplace next to Link. She was sitting on a stool facing Purah with her legs crossed and her arms cupping her breasts. Being this close to Link while naked made her blush uncontrollable and it told all of her strength not be squirm from the humiliation. Thankfully Link wasn't looking at her. He was still facing the wall. Zelda couldn't see his face, but she could tell he was blushing too, and she couldn't stop herself from occasionally glancing down at Link's butt. At least she had stopped shivering, the fire was doing a good jobs warming her from behind.

"Right," Purah said, "So I ran some tests on Link before you arrived and the results have come in. As you've already seen any kind of cloth or clothing idea that makes contact with your skin will start to disintegrate leaving you both naked as a newborn babe. It also looks like it affects metal too so armor's not going to help either."

"Well how long does this curse last?" Zelda asked.

"Well according to these readings," Purah said examining her Sheikah Slate, "The effects are permanent."

"What!"

"Eeeee"

Link and Zelda both reacted harshly to this news. Link even ended his dedicated staring contest with the wall. Something he quickly resumed after taking a quick glance at Zelda in his peripheral and being greeted by a modest amount of her sideboob. Zelda became even redder and she held on to her breasts even harder.

"Now calm down you two there is a solution. You guys just have to brake the curse." Purah said.

"Oh thank the Goddess," Zelda said. She heard Link sigh in relief as well. "So how do we break this curse?"

"No idea," Purah said with a look of honest ignorance.

"Purah!" Zelda yelled angrily

"Gurrrrr" Link growled giving Purah a killer sideeye.

"Hey, I told you curses are a underdeveloped field of study." Purah admitted, "No scientist in Hyrule could give you a straight answer on something like this."

"Then what do we do?" Zelda exclaimed, "We can't just stay like this."

"Well just because science can't help you doesn't mean there's no hope. Because, fortunately for you two, I have an younger sister who knows a thing or two about the more mystical elements of Hyrule."

"Impa!" Zelda exclaimed. "Of course she can definitely help us. How long do you think it will take for her to get here?"

"Approximately...Forever." Purah joked "Impa doesn't age backwards like yours truly, she can't travel this far without seriously damaging her health. If you want Impa's help you two are going to have to go to her."

"How? You can't really expect us to walk to Kakariko village naked!."

"Don't worry I've got a plan," Purah said with a mischievous smile.

The princess and her hero simultaneously gulped. They both had a bad feeling about this.