Linda, a know it all

Linda was a very uptight girl who liked to make sure everything was perfect. She wasn't just a perfectionist, she pushed her ideas of perfection onto others. Marie felt as if she was living with another mother, but this one was even more strict. She couldn't have friends over, she couldn't stay out late, and she had to make sure she never left anything out overnight. She was able to escape last night because she Linda left to spend the night with her parents, and wouldn't be back until morning. Unfortunately, Linda arrived before Marie woke up. The groggy girl just barely comprehended the note in her empty underwear drawer. She read it:

"Oh my God, Marie!

I leave for one night, and you not only drink yourself silly, but you left the living room a mess! You left your homework and text book on the table, a few dishes were left on the counter instead of placed inside of the dishwasher. Then I saw you, slumped on your bed, one leg hanging off so your foot can touch the floor. You were knocked out. I saw the sexy underwear you were wearing, and the ones in your drawer. I knew that they were the source of your debauchery and irreverence. I threw them all away. I saw that you have to go to work, but I won't be able to help you get ready. I will be here when you come home though. Your uniform is in the hall closet where you always leave it, so have a productive day. I'll set you later!

-Linda"

Marie sighed and went to the closet to retrieve her uniform.