Life Coach

"I also know about your past troubles," you tell Mischa.

"Um, yeah, so what about them?"

"Your DUI, your trip to the psych ward, your eating disorders with extreme weight gain and loss, and I can help you."

"How so?"

"Well, you need to practice proper diet and exercise, and part of that is sucking cock and swallowing cum on a regular basis."

"And that helps?"

"Oh yeah, sucking cock will help you relax and the protein from the semen is great for you. It's like an anti-depressant, anti-anxiety and appetite control drug rolled up into one. You will be much happier and more stable if you swallow cum at least twice a week."

"OK, anything else?"

"Yes, you look great in bangs, and you know what else bangs are great for?"

"Well, first of all, thank you so much for the compliment," said Mischa as she tossed her hair in a flirtatious way "And what else are my bangs good for?"

"Catching semen?"

"Really?"

"Yes, in addition to swallowing cum twice a week, at least once a week take a face full of cum, and have the guy aim for your 'cum catchers.'"

"Sounds, naughty, yet inviting," said Micsha before licking her lips.