Lie

"Its not like that at all," i lied. "We stripped down to change because we got dirty getting old furniture out."

"Whores," Charlie said, stepping out of the master bedroom. He hand a bundle of clothes in his hand. "Have you lost your damn mind? Give these to your FIANCE and stop looking at his penis."

"Fiance!?" she cried. "He said yes?"

"He said yes?" she asked and practically jumped on top of me.

"Okay, go tell your mother," he said and Amy ran down the hall. "That was close. Get dressed and go see your mother-in-law."