Libby (half-canon)

Al'Rinda popped into existence as Libby was putting on rubber gloves. Screaming, she fell backwards into a shelf of merchandise. Al'Rinda quickly waved her hands, catching Libby in midair and returning everything to where it was before.

"Oh my goodness, Al'Rinda, don't scare me like that! I almost had a heart attack!" Libby said, clutching her heart.

"Toughen up, buttercup!" Al'Rinda said, standing with an exaggeratedly perfect posture. Libby giggled.

"What are you doing here?"

"I just came to check up on what you're doing now with your newfound health and happiness. To be honest, it looks like about what you were doing before."

"Yeah, I'm just cleaning everything up for the night. Almost done, just have to clean the washrooms." She wrinkled her nose.

Al'Rinda tilted her head. "What makes this duty of your so repulsive?"

"Have you never been in a public bathroom, Al'Rinda? Some people just have no sense of hygiene. I'm always having to clean shit and period blood out of the toilet at the end of the night, and it's a bit gross. But I don't let my dad go into the girl's washroom, so I have to do i t."

Al'Rinda lay down in midair, slowly rotating like gravity didn't have a hold on her, and put her chin in her hands as she kicked her legs. "Mmm, I bet I could help you with that."

Libby crossed her arms. "You're offering to clean the bathrooms?"

Al'Rinda scoffed. "Libby, some tasks are below those such as me. I would of course use magic for something menial like this."

"...and what exactly would you do?"

Al'Rinda smiled. "Well, one idea is that I could turn your father into a girl, so they could clean the washroom."

"Uh, that's, um, impractical. Because of all the photo ID's and such. I don't think I'd like that solution anyhow."

"Fine, fine. What if I gave you an aura of cleanliness? Where things near you got cleaner and cleaner?"

"That sounds nice. When would things stop getting cleaner? We need some bacteria to survive."

"..."

"Al'Rinda?"

"Maybe I can come up with a better solution."

Libby sighed. "Al'Rinda, I already used my wishes, you know. It's no trouble for me to just clean this stuff up."

"No no no, you wished for happiness, remember? And this would make you _un_happy. So I'm just following what you wished for."

"Okay, great Al'Rinda, show me your wisdom then. How can you solve this problem for me?"

"...Well, I'm just going to do the boring solution of getting rid of that stuff."

"...That works for me."

"So boring. Why couldn't you pick one of the fun nuclear options? Whatever," Al'Rinda said as she started to lazily wave her hand. "No more shit, no more period blood, bippity-boppity-bAAAGH!"

Al'Rinda screamed as she suddenly dropped from the air. Libby gasped and rushed over.

"Al'Rinda, are you okay?! What happened?!"

"I'm... I'm fine. Whew! That took a lot more magic than I thought it would. All done, by the way."

"Oh, you got for doing something so small like that? I'm so sorry, Al'Rinda! I never should have gotten you to do that!"

The genie looked uncomfortable. "I did it of my own will, don't be sorry. Freedom once more includes the freedom to make mistakes." She floated back into the air once more.

Libby looked into the washroom. It wasn't exactly spotless, as there were paper towels on the floor, but the worst parts of it were gone.

"It seemed to work. Why did it use so much magic?"

Al'Rinda conjured a pair of spectacles and started flipping through an old tome.

"Let's see here, spell of remove item, spell of remove item... wait, this isn't what I cast. I misremembered," Al'Rinda said, flipping through the pages more rapidly. What did I cast? Spells of removal, spell of remove soul, spell of... no, no, no, aha, this one. Spell of remove... cause."

Libby blinked. "Spell of remove cause? So... no one's going to have periods anymore? Or poop? Are we going to explode if we eat too much?"

Al'Rinda waved her hands. "No, no! It's a sophisticated spell. It'll alter your body not to need to. It's pretty good about resolving issues like that. All internal stuff, everyone will still look and act the same. In fact, people won't even notice the change unless you or I draw attention to it."

Libby tapped her foot. "This seems like world-altering, life-changing stuff Al'Rinda. And you just did it by accident trying to clean my bathroom."

"...Well, it worked, didn't it? Gotta go!"

And with a puff of smoke, Al'Rinda vanished.