Liar, Liar

Taylor walked up to Raquel. "So you have a date with Don tonight?"

"Yeah, so?" said Raquel, crossing her arms.

"Well, I just happen to have heard a lot of things about what he likes in a woman," said Taylor. She knew Raquel had only been out on one date with Don, and she was head-over-heels for him.

"What have you heard?"

"Well, it seems like you don't know how to act sexy enough for him. There are a lot of sexy acts you don't do in front of him because you don't know anything about how to like act that way."

This piqued Raquel's interest, and she momentarily forgot about her plans for Taylor. "Like what?"

"Well, he loves curvy women, and you are way too skinny for him. What are you, like fifty, sixty pounds underweight?"

"Then why do you call me 'fat ass'?"

"I was trying to get you to lose weight and be even skinnier and less attractive!"

"That's so mean!"

"Well, you are a bony little wench, but that's the least of your unsexy behaviors."

"So what else can I do?"

"Don and most normal people find it sexy for women to eat spaghetti or linguine with their hands and eat a lot of it, just wolf it down."

"Yeah, I can do that. What else?"

"Like most people, he finds it sexy when women pick their nose when they talk to him. It shows the woman is down to Earth. He also finds it sexy when women wet their pants in front of him. Everyone thinks that's sexy, but you are just clueless."

"Wet my pants?"

"Shows vulnerability," said Taylor. "Guys like girls who show that kind of vulnerability; it's sexy."

"Fine. I can be sexy!" said Raquel with a pout.

"Maybe if you were fifty pounds heavier though." Taylor smiled. She knew she had set up Raquel to humiliate herself tonight. She just smiled smugly at Raquel.

"Oh, I have some stuff for you," said Raquel.

"Like what?" asked Taylor.

"Like I'm jealous that you give blow jobs to guys over fifty. It shows how mature you are that old men find you sexy and want you to blow them."

"Yeah," said Taylor, now believing she had done just those things.

"I mean, you have to be like a totally sexy eighteen year old to seduce mature, elderly men. All of my friends are so jealous that you can do that. Like, I bet you're going to go out tonight and find some old men to suck off just so you can brag to me about it tomorrow because you're sexier than I am, and I could never be sexy enough to seduce any guy over fifty. And I also admire the fact you only need to shower once a week and you never need deodorant ."

"Well, don't you forget it!" said Taylor, smiling a gloating smile.

Both step-sisters smiled smugly before turning and going back to their rooms where they shut the doors and laughed.