Leo Leonardo, Da Thurd

"I'm telling you Leo, you can't win this time. This is not Street Fighter!" Aeris said, picking up her GameCube controller.
"Wut makez youz finkz yull steel win?" Leo said, speaking goofily in lolcat to hide his intentional arrogance.

"Yeah, yeah." Aeris said.
"Fighting games aren't my forté and probably never will be, but, I still have good feeling about this one." she finished as the opening sequence rolled on.
The opening sequence caught Leo's attention after Aeris said "never will be".

"How long have we even had this? I don't remember it." Leo said.
"Doesn't matter, I will own you." Aeris said.
Leo thought for a moment or two.
'Maybe I should convince her to let me practice it a bit. I mean, I don't think I've ever said this before.' Leo thought to himself.
"Hey, uhh, this one seems very different from V, how about you let practice a bit, or we could just go on and play V...."
Leo said.
"Fuck no!" she shouted at Leo.
"That game is crap! For God's sake, who needs a game that no longer has the original cast, released all the original crew and replaced them with Tekken dumbasses and they make that imbecile Daishi the director who only joined the team not that long ago and was only a fucking stage designer. Jin Okubo was the director for 14 years and is the smartest of all of them. All the ones before that were awesome.....,"
"Alright already, forget I even brought the game up."
"So, can I practice or not?" Leo asked once more with his impending query.