Legal Shenanigans

Reggie looked around at the women gathered there. They all beamed at him, licking their lips and toying with strands of hair. "Ladies, this should be a very simple case. Ursula and Corrine, how fucking stupid do you have to be not to know how this case should be resolved."

Corrine and Ursula looked like they had both been slapped. "I'm so sorry!" said Corrine with a jumping jack

"I...I...just wanted...." stammered Ursula as she kept fucking herself with the highlighter.

"Oh my god," said Reggie. "Shut the fuck up! Don't tell me you two don't know that when you are on the clock and with a male colleague, you never speak without his permission?"

Again Corrine and Ursula looked shocked and sad. They both desperately wanted to please Reggie and were blowing it. Meanwhile, Diane and Shannon loved the fact that two potential competitors for Reggie's affections were being berated by him.

Reggie looked at the twins who were smiling at him. "Here is how this is handled. You two will agree to this, or you get nothing. Got it?"

"Yes, sir," they both mumbled.

Reggie looked at the clock on Ursula's wall. It was 1:00. "The office closes at five. Now, you two are going to have a contest. The winner gets 75% of the inheritance, and the loser gets 25%, but before the loser gets her share, she must spend one full year as the winner's live in maid. The loser must perform her duties as a maid to the best of her abilities, and wear the skimpiest, sluttiest french maid outfit and six inch heels as her uniform. She gets room and board and $30 a week spending money and Sundays off. Do you both agree to this?"

The twins nodded.

"YOU MUST NOT LET YOUR SISTER WIN!" "Now, whoever comes back here at 5:00 with the most cum on her face, in her hair, and over her head wins. You cannot break the law, though. If you offer a man money to cum on you, that's soliciting prostitution and is illegal. If you are arrested, you forfeit. Got it?"

The twins looked at each other with steely glances then back at Reggie. They nodded.

"WHEN A MAN CUMS ON YOU, YOU ORGASM!"

"Contest starts...now!"

The twins jumped up and ran for the door. They both tried to leave at the same time and got stuck for a second before Shannon pulled her sister back and ran through ahead of her.

"Stupid twits," said Reggie. He looked at Ursula and Corrine who both sat silently waiting for permission to speak.