Laslow just wants to get laid, bro.

Laslow lazily swirled his tea around in his cup, and sighed.

Another day had gone by, and he'd still had zero success with the ladies. He knew that some version of him must've been able to get laid- Soleil existed, after all- but for some reason, all of the girls he asked kept rejecting him. The only ones that were even willing to talk to him were Soleil, Selena, Olivia and Robin.

He shook his head slowly, chuckling. Soleil and Olivia were right out- they were related, after all. That only left Selena and Robin. He was pretty sure that neither of them liked him in that sense, though.

Hmmmmmm, what to do, what to do...