Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga got out of her limo and walked the red carpet. She stopped and posed for the photographers.

I used the camera on her then shouted. "Show us your tits!"

Gaga reached up and undid the straps of her dress. She lowered her top and showed the crowd of fans and photographers her bare breasts.

"Hop up and down!"

Gaga started hopping up and down the best she could on her heels.

"Bark like a seal!"

"Ark! Ark! Ark!" cried Gaga.