Kurama is screaming a Jojo’s reference.

“NIGERUNDAYO [SMOKEY]NARUTO! NIGERUNDAYO!! This red head is a blood thirsty bitch! And not in the sexy way like Anko!” Kurama bellowed and began to flood Naruto’s system with chakra.

‘Kurama? What do you-’

Kurama interrupted the blond, snarling

“Shut up and take my chakra! … now cut the leather with wind chakra dumbass! I spent over twenty years CHAINED AND CRUCIFIED TO A MINIATURE MOON, so no WAY am I going to just get tortured vicariously, just because my idiot partner doesn’t realize that the first thing you do in bdsm, is establish the ground rules and safe words! Don’t ask what Mito and Hashirama’s sex life was like. I’ll just say that if I hadn’t been there, that Mito only had a couple kids would beggar belief.”

Naruto blinked, filing the implication that the shodaime and Mito were loyal nymphomaniacs away for later, then molded razor sharp wind chakra to his bound wrists. And as for Karui , she wasn’t able to move as a shadow clone in sage mode had a Rasengan powered with Wind, water, AND ICE aimed at her head. Yeah he’d gotten THAT good, both with clones and the rasengan. BUT it was also like one of the ONLY genjutsus he could do,

Naruto cracked his knuckles as he stood up. And then Naruto chose ****… and sparta kicked the Kumo girl through a wall.

“THAT, was for being a cunt. Now, I’m about to make YOU pay for all the shit your village has done, and I’m going to be charging interest… so between the Gold & Silver brothers eating part of my friend’s stomach, the **** attempt on my mom, and on Hinata-chan, and then your village saying that because a father was saving his daughter… that he’s at fault… and ALL the way up to the shit you’ve pulled tonight… well I’ll leave you alive… and you’re going to hate me because I’m going to crush your dreams as a kunoichi to dust; to think that I actually had hopes for us having a relationship. Guess I should have known that it was my redhead fetish. And that you are a sadistic bitch. I pity Bee if he has had to put up with a fool like you.”

Naruto was in Kurama Chakra Cloak Sage mode, and now wearing pants. And Killer Bee whom was at the hotel for an enka rap contest, scowled at Karui, having Shunshined there at that point.

“Karui~… I trusted you, that little girl who was fierce and a friend who’s true… seems that I was blind, because after what you’ve done, a bigger living disgrace from Kumo, you’ll be hard pressed to find! This’ll be the day you’ll forever rue~ … Karui… I was talking with THEE DaddyPhatSnaps, when Eight-O told me that I had to come save your ass from bein turned to grass. Do you have any idea how huge my meeting that man was? I’m withdrawing my recommendation for your promotion to Special Jonin, and while Im’ma save ya from mutilation, you’re suspended pending psychological review, because you are definitely displaying suicidal ideation, and lack of concern, and respect to and for our allies. Both political and personal. Remember_ Bro and I BOTH _acknowledge Naruto Uzumaki as an ally, rival, and I’m proud to call him a friend.”

Karui was hyperventilating, between Naruto and Bee’s presence, their KI, AND Bee actually being absolutely serious and not rapping. Her world was just turned upside down. Then the implications of all of that hit her.